Hello world. And hello small portion of that world that might actually have this place bookmarked. I’m sorry to say that, once again, I’ve neglected you! Like an innocent puppy tied outside in the rain, lightning, and mud, I’ve abandoned you. I apologize. (Your cries were amusing.)

I could give you excuses left and right, but really, the truth is I’ve been lazy, and I didn’t love you. But I do now! So spank me and call me Billy (don’t ask, ’cause I don’t know), and we’ll move on. :)

heh =P Really though, I’ll do my best. I doubt I do, but if I have any fans, I’d like to keep you. Maybe even hold you close and whisper sweet nothings into your ear. You know who you are. ;)

Unicorns.